Zoolander. Center for children who cant read good

Got a call to participate in a food research study today.. The last time i was there i sat next to a lady who was only wearing one shoe and someone got stabbed in the parking lot while i was there. I qualified to do a taste test on potato chips but the young girl said i needed to answer one more question.... If i had the length of 20 parked car spaces and i could do anything with it what would i do? So i said" 

i would use the land to put up a nice playground in a under privileged area so that those children would have a nice place to play"she put me on hold and said i couldn't participate because my answer was not articulate enough...after i tore her a new one i called mom to tell her the amusing story...dad said kam ain't gonna build a park for handicap kids no how..OMG